Not everyone follows their stereotypes

Heyo my name is Sarah and IM AN ADULT
yeah so my list of fandoms is ever growing so I am not gonna even bother trying to list them all

Also you should follow my twin Sophie, cause she is cool :)

sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

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nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

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florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

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zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD
"Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it."

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deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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Bless my stars I have made progress slowly but surely! Just ignore this I has no where else to declare my happiness

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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